Bill & Jake

By David Durham

OLD JAKE and OLD BILL are sitting on the front steps of an old house. LITTLE JAKE and LITTLE BILL are shooting marbles in the drive way. ADULT JAKE and ADULT BILL are standing on the side watching the traffic in the street.

OLD JAKE

Remember we used to sit over there playn’ marbles?

OLD BILL

Marbles...yea...marbles, god how’d you remember that?

OLD JAKE

Cause you always cheated.

OLD BILL

I never cheated...

OLD JAKE

You always cheated. You used to squat there with your hat on backwards tryn’ to look like Ty Cobb. You thought you were hot shit.

OLD BILL

I was hot shit.

OLD JAKE

You still cheated.

OLD BILL

Aw, you’re crazy.

OLD JAKE

I remember the last time we played.

OLD BILL

We haven’t played marbles in...

OLD JAKE

...seventy two years.

OLD BILL

I hope you just made that up.

OLD JAKE

We never finished that game.

OLD BILL

You remember a game of marbles we played over seventy years ago?

OLD JAKE

Like it was yesterday.

OLD BILL

You liar. You can’t remember to get up to go to the bathroom.

OLD JAKE

Old Green Eye!

OLD BILL

What?

OLD JAKE

Old Green Eye.

OLD BILL

Green Eye...why does that sound vaguely familiar…

OLD JAKE

I called it...

LITTLE JAKE

I call it old Green Eye ‘cause it’s got that green thing in the middle.

LITTLE BILL

That’s pretty neat. I’ll shoot you for it.

LITTLE JAKE

No!

LITTLE BILL

Why not?

LITTLE JAKE

‘Cause you cheat.

LITTLE BILL

I don’t cheat.

LITTLE JAKE

Yea right, just like you didn’t put flue on Martha Gilbert’s chair.

LITTLE BILL

Her dress got all gooey and stuck in her butt crack.

LITTLE JAKE

Yea, that was good.

LITTLE BILL

Le’me see your green eye.

LITTLE JAKE

You can look at it but don’t shoot it. It looks too neat to shoot.

LITTLE BILL

You gotta shoot it. That’s what they’re for.

LITTLE JAKE

Maybe I just want to keep it to look at it.

LITTLE BILL

That’s queer.

LITTLE JAKE

Take that back! Take it back! (About to hit him)

LITTLE BILL

Ok, ok, Jesus what’s wrong with you?

LITTLE JAKE

Nothing. And my mom says you’re not supposed to use the Lord’s name in vane.

LITTLE BILL

Who ever…

ADULT BILL

Who ever thought you’d be the famous one.

ADULT JAKE

Gee, thanks.

ADULT BILL

You’re welcome. You’re welcome, sir. Jeeez, what m I supposed to call you now?

ADULT JAKE

I’m an Astronaut Selectee.

ADULT BILL

So what does that mean?

ADULT JAKE

It means I’m on the short list, buddy boy. And when I”m selected I’ll join project Apollo, and eventually…go to the moon.

ADULT BILL

Shit…shit.

ADULT JAKE

We’ll be there in 5 years. And we’ll beat the Russians that’s for damn sure.

ADULT BILL

Aren’t you scared? Isn’t it dangerous?

ADULT JAKE

I’ve been waiting for this mat whole life.

ADULT BILL

You have not. I’ve known you your whole life. I remember what you wanted to be when you were ten.

ADULT JAKE

I wanted to be…

LITTLE JAKE

I want to be a fire man!

LITTLE BILL

Last month you wanted to be a forest ranger.

LITTLE JAKE

I decided that was stupid. But a fireman is really cool. You get to be around fires all the time and sirens and hoses…

LITTLE BILL

I don’t want to be a fireman.

LITTLE JAKE

You’re always say’ what you don’t want be.

LITTLE BILL

I don’t know what I want to be yet. I got plenty of time to think about it.

LITTLE JAKE

I think you’re gonna end up being the guy who puts glue on peoples chair.

LITTLE BILL

I’m gonna have a job that makes lots of money and goes all over the world sailing from city to city.

LITTLE JAKE

You’ve never been on a ship before.

LITTLE BILL

So.

LITTLE JAKE

So what make you think you’d like it?

LITTLE BILL

I like…

OLD BILL

I like thinking back to that simpler time.

OLD JAKE

Be glad you still have most of your memory.

OLD BILL

My memory’s better than yours.

OLD JAKE

Didn’t remember Old Green Eye did you…

OLD BILL

Yes I remember that damn old piece of glass. Why after all these years would you suddenly…out of the blue, bring up a marble game we played back in the 30’s?

OLD JAKE

Cause look what I found this morning while clean’ out the attic. (Pulls the marble out of his pocket)

OLD BILL

I’ll be damned, why the hell would you keep that old thin…you know, that does look pretty good.

OLD JAKE

I couldn’t bring my self to throw it away.

OLD BILL

Well you could give it to one of the neighborhood kids.

OLD JAKE

Kids don’t play marbles today. They play Pokeyman Gameboy crap.

OLD BILL

I was thinkn’…

ADULT BILL

I was thinkn’ we don’t really get to spend that much time together.

ADULT JAKE

I live in Alabama and you live here. You know how it is with the military. I move every two years. You’ve lived in this same house since you were born.

ADULT BILL

No, that’s not what I mean…I mean..we don’t…

ADULT JAKE

Hey, you’re still my best friend, we just don’t get to see each other as often as we should. But I”m still here for ya. I’ll always be here for ya.

ADULT BILL

…Martha and I are having problem.

ADULT JAKE

What do you mean?…

LITTLE JAKE

What do you mean?

LITTLE BILL

It’s just a little crack, you gotta hold it up to the light just right to see it.

LITTLE JAKE

I don’t see any crack

LITTLE BILL

Make you look!

LITTLE JAKE

You moron. When are you gonna grow up?

LITTLE BILL

Gee thanks dad.

LITTLE JAKE

You’re a moron.

LITTLE BILL

You already said that.

LITTLE JAKE

You moron…

ADULT JAKE

You moron. You better find a way to fix it. She’s the best thing that ever happened to you.

ADULT BILL

Don’t you think I know that. This ‘better or worse’ thing is a lot harder than it was when we were grown’ up.

ADULT JAKE

Don’t screw this up. She adores you. And you’ve loved her ever since you put glue on her chair in the third grade.

ADULT BILL

It’s just…so hard.

ADULT JAKE

You need to pull through it.

ADULT BILL

Ever since the miscarriage it’s just been getting worse.

ADULT JAKE

Well, how are you...

ADULT BILL

Sometimes I wish…

OLD BILL

Sometimes I wish I’d had kids.

OLD JAKE

You can have some of mine if you want ‘em.

OLD BILL

Are they all out of jail?

OLD JAKE

Who you got picked in the game tomorrow?

OLD BILL

You know Martha and I tried…

OLD JAKE

I know.

OLD BILL

It just…

OLD JAKE

You don’t need to go through it again. You’ve lived it enough for one life.

OLD BILL

If only I could…

LITTLE BILL

If only I could skip the next five or six grades then…

LITTLE JAKE

Then you’ve be a really stupid high school kid.

LITTLE BILL

Maybe I won’t go to school any more. I heard my dad say they need more people to work the farm. Red Billings works there and he’s only twelve.

LITTLE JAKE

You want work a the old Schubert farm?

LITTLE BILL

I could make money.

LITTLE JAKE

What about school?

LITTLE BILL

My pa never finished school and he’s smart.

LITTLE JAKE

Yea, and he’s always says’ how we need to stay in school.

LITTLE BILL

You sound like him again.

LITTLE JAKE

What are you gonna do…

ADULT JAKE

What are you gonna do? How serious is it?

ADULT BILL

We tried counseling and she went to live with her folks for month.

ADULT JAKE

You’re separated?

ADULT BILL

No, she’s back but we’re sleeping in different beds It’ like she doesn’t want to be around me. I go to touch her and she pulls away, I try to talk to her but…it’s like she doesn’t hear anything.

ADULT JAKE

This is all because of the miscarriage?

ADULT BILL

I don’t know, I’m not sure…she won’t talk to me.

ADULT JAKE

What do you need me to do? Do you want me to talk to her?

ADULT BILL

No, she doesn’t talk to anybody. She just stays in her room rocking on her bed.

ADULT JAKE

Tell me what you…

LITTLE JAKE

Tell me what you want to do.

LITTLE BILL

When?

LITTLE JAKE

Now. What would you do with the money?

LITTLE BILL

I’d take steamer to Africa, like in the movies.

LITTLE JAKE

Then what?

LITTLE BILL

I’d join a safari to hun lions.

LITTLE JAKE

Then what?

LITTLE BILL

It might take a long time to hunt lions. Maybe a year.

LITTLE JAKE

Ok.

LITTLE BILL

Then I’ve take a boat to New York.

LITTLE JAKE

We’ve never been to New York.

LITTLE BILL

…and I’d be famous. The famous lion hunter. And people would give me money to look at my stuffed lions.

LITTLE JAKE

Then whaT?

LITTLE BILL

That’s all.

LITTLE JAKE

That’s your plan?

LITTLE BILL

…and then I retire…rich.

LITTLE JAKE

How much you think people will pay to see your lion?

LITTLE BILL

LionS. I’ll charge…five cents a piece.

LITTLE JAKE

You can’t keep…

OLD JAKE

You can’t keep blaming yourself. Martha wasn’t stable, you know that…

OLD BILL

If I’d tried harder. If I’d taken her to the right doctors.

OLD JAKE

You don’t know that. None of us knew how bad it was. You’ve got to lay it to rest.

OLD BILL

She never wanted to…

ADULT BILL

She never wanted to get married. That was my idea. I”m not even sure she really wants kids.

ADULT JAKE

Sure she does. That’s all she could talk about when she was pregnant.

ADULT BILL

I think the was just say’ it for me. God, why is this so hard?

ADULT JAKE

You’ve go to make it work.

ADULT BILL

But I don’t know what’s wrong with her. And the won’t let me help.

ADULT JAKE

Sometimes you just have to…

OLD JAKE

Sometimes you just have to believe that God has our best interests at heart and move on.

OLD BILL

Is that what your first wife said?

OLD JAKE

Hey, the was the smart one, she left early. Peggy was the idiot, I still don’t know why she’s stayed with me.

OLD BILL

Well it’s not because of your looks.

OLD JAKE

Now your’e definitely taken’ some of my kids.

OLD BILL

Two lawyers, a banker and an high school teacher?

OLD JAKE

Middle school teacher. Which one do you want?

OLD BILL

You know what tomorrow is?

OLD JAKE

Of course I know. Thirty three years since Neil and Buzz walked on thereon.

OLD BILL

You came so close.

OLD JAKE

Water under the bridge.

OLD BILL

It’s not fair.

OLD JAKE

It was a long time ago. I make the short list, I just didn’t make the final list.

OLD BILL

Your life…

ADULT BILL

Your life is never gonna be the same. Everyone in America’s gonna recognize you.

ADULT JAKE

Maybe, I d’know.

ADULT BILL

I never leave this town and the day you come back they’ll have a parade.

ADULT JAKE

You and Martha…that’s what I care about.

ADULT BILL

Remember when we were kids. We used to play marbles over there on the sidewalk.

ADULT JAKE

Yea, I remember, you always hated.

ADULT BILL

Remember we used to talk about that we’d do when we were older…when we are up…

ADULT JAKE

I remember…

ADULT BILL

(Crying) We’re grown up. Now we’re grown up. (He sobs while Jake hugs him)

ADULT JAKE

It’s ok…

LITTLE JAKE

It’s ok, you can have Old Green Eye if you really want it.

LITTLE BILL

I can have it!?

LITTLE JAKE

Yea. You can have it if you want it.

LITTLE BILL

Why?

LITTLE JAKE

You’re my friend. I know that’s my problem but you can still have it.

LITTLE BILL

I don’t want it fi you’re gonna give it to me. I want to win it.

LITTLE JAKE

I’m not gonna shoot it. It’ll just get scratched.

LITTLE BILL

Ok…then I’ll take it and loan it back to you and you can hold it for me…but it’s still min…I’m just letting you hold it.

LITTLE JAKE

Ok.

LITTLE BILL

Ok…

OLD BILL

Ok…I’ll take one of the lawyers.

OLD JAKE

Why would you want a lawyer?

OLD BILL

Don’t they make a lot of money?

OLD JAKE

Yea, but they’re rotten little bastards.

OLD BILL

Wait, you don’t like you’re kids, you only tolerate your second wife…

OLD JAKE

She cooks good.

OLD BILL

It’s a good think I know you’re lying.

OLD JAKE

No, she is a good cook.

OLD BILL

You love everyone of your little monsters.

OLD JAKE

They haven’t been little in a long time.

OLD BILL

I don’t think we we’re ever little

OLD JAKE

We were little once. Back when people used to play marbles on the sidewalk. You know why I kept this marble?

OLD BILL

No, but I’m afraid you’re about to tell me.

OLD JAKE

(Serious) You know…astronauts were allowed to take a personal possession with them into space. You were limited to under a pound but some guys took small folded American flags or rabbits fee…Neil took his Distinguished Flying Cross…If I had gone…I was going to take this… (hold back tears) …this is our friendship…this is what’s important to me…I was going to give it to you when I came back…that’s how I could say…without saying…what you’ve always meant to me…